Groceries just arrived. Litter for @PeanutPuss, toilet paper for @Mabristow and I. Let’s have a poop party!
eBay package just arrived. May birthday presents are almost entirely sorted now. And later tonight, a Woolies delivery!
Old man on Gardening Australia has the best beard ever. @Mabristow, take note.
Just cleaned my glasses for the first time in about a year. Oh, the clarity!
It’s so easy to be a hermit these days. I love you, delivery services. I love not stepping outside the apartment for days at a time.
I am in fear of @PeanutPuss’s addiction to her new toy mouse.
Dear @abc_investigate - are you really as easy as 123? #askABC
“Really not in the moody?” Oh, great. I don’t want to see what other typos I’ve made today.
Reeeally not in the moody for cutesy kids’ shows today.
Right leg buggered, specifically my knee and the arch of my foot. Send replacement robot body.
