May 2010
74 posts
Groceries just arrived. Litter for @PeanutPuss, toilet paper for @Mabristow and I. Let’s have a poop party!
Old man on Gardening Australia has the best beard ever. @Mabristow, take note.
It’s so easy to be a hermit these days. I love you, delivery services. I love not stepping outside the apartment for days at a time.
Just cleaned my glasses for the first time in about a year. Oh, the clarity!
eBay package just arrived. May birthday presents are almost entirely sorted now. And later tonight, a Woolies delivery!
I am in fear of @PeanutPuss’s addiction to her new toy mouse.
Dear @abc_investigate - are you really as easy as 123? #askABC
Reeeally not in the moody for cutesy kids’ shows today.
“Really not in the moody?” Oh, great. I don’t want to see what other typos I’ve made today.
Right leg buggered, specifically my knee and the arch of my foot. Send replacement robot body.
Ooh, Kryten is in Whitechapel on How Do They Do It? I miss that place, especially the pub cats.
STORMS!! RT @andrewsayer SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING issued for Sydney http://www.bom.gov.au/products/IDN65156.shtml
Marilyn Manwich #foodbandpun
“That’s some mighty fine topsoil, there. Gonna scrape it all up for some seedlings.” #thoughtsofahoe
Keep being reminded of dirt-cheap clothes shops in Bankstown. Next free day I have, I am going on a 3-for-$10 shopping spree.
Dreamt last night that @Warlach and @Mabristow were having a massive argument and I had to break them up. Trouble in paradise?
Have just informed @mabristow of our comittments for the next five or six weekends. He looked pained and said, “fml”.
First beer of the weekend. God, it feels good.
Tired. Bored. Hungry. Just two more minutes, @Blonde_Lili. Caption them and you’re free.
OK, am I a nasty, judgemental bitch for looking at these girls and thinking most of them are fucking deformed? http://bit.ly/dbv9Xv
I love you, Tony Robinson. I love you, original Time Team. Never, ever leave me with that horrible American one again.
Actually, being fair, there’s some impressive boob in some pictures, which would suggest (hopefully) some fat. But I’m still confused.
I don’t have a beef with them being models. But how come a girl with a fun-house-mirror face is OK, but a size 10 girl can’t get work?
Hey, @FPTom, kind of a random question, but have you ever dressed up as Gomez Addams for a party or anything? @Mabristow and I …
Peanut has not been declared dangerous, menacing or a restricted breed. Thanks for that, Aus. Animal Registry!
I scent mark my cat. Is that wrong? She likes it.
Starting my captioning day with a sex scene.
Correction: a lesbian sex scene. Just another day’s work.
Ow, ow, ow! How I did I hurt myself eating Vegemite toast? Owww, my mouth!
Dammit! I could have seen this for free if it weren’t for my stinking brother … http://tix.sff.org.au/session2.asp?sn=Howl&s=3319
Loving watching @PeanutPuss explore the climbing potential of the new room.
Some mysterious force has stolen all my pants. Was it you?
I’ve started avoiding the news. Abbott’s growing popularity is depressing and angering me. Not too impressed with the Gov., either.
I’m working in bright, warm sunlight instead of a dark, chilly draught. This rules!
Yay! No more work today!
SHIT! I broke my iPod charger. I need that iPod to motivate me to go to the gym!
Bloody Facebook! http://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2010/05/things-you-need-know-about-facebook
Captioning a dude who sounds just like Moss from IT Crowd. I’m smirking.
My house is trashed. It makes me sad.
“Fuck you in the face with a flaming sloth.” Oh, I am so going to use that.
#igrewuponanisland <— Uh, other than just Australia.
Gardening Australia is talking about Spinifex and its erosion-deterring properties as if it were something new. #duh #igrewuponanisland
Sri Lanka has just moved up on my list of countries to visit. Any country with temple monkeys is a high priority.
RT @AdviceToWriters: The road to Hell is paved with adverbs.
STEPHEN KING #writing #writechat #writetip
Do. Not. Want. To. Caption.
RT @paulverhoeven: Had a dream I found a magical book in a cave and was attacked by spectral dwarves. Fuck. Even my dreams are geeky bey …
iPod earbuds do not block out the 100s of 1,000,000s of trains that go past my house every day. Thus, they are no good for captioning.
RT @abcthedrum: Malcolm Turnbull … a third force in wating? http://bit.ly/9MNKPo
I like “..affair behind his wife’s back.” How else would you do it?
Turns out Angel (David Boreanz) is a bit of a skank-whore … http://bit.ly/9DTkzU